I Don't Own Pants

I hate pants.
There are so many things you have to worry about when you wear pants - does the waist fit and do I need a belt; do they fit in the "rise" or are they creeping where they shouldn't; do they fit in the behind and the backs of my legs; do they wrinkle when I sit down; are they the correct length...  and on and on.  Skirts and dresses have their own concerns but once you find your best silhouette, you're basically set with dresses and skirts.  If you gain or lose a pound or two, you are forgiven in even the tightest dresses.  Not so with pants.  Gain a few pounds and things are creeping and stretching.  Lose a few pounds and it looks like you have a full diaper.

I do own jeans but not one pair of pants.